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Friday, 19 June 2015

NEW!! TW@T of the week



+Stephen Couling (CoulingKnows) 

19/06/2015


So this came to mind as i do read a few stories and tweets during the week and think "what a complete and utter twat". So i thought i would share my top 5 Tw@t's of the week, Now these people could be nice people. I am just going on recent actions to which i am sure they will regret.

5. Jose Mourinho 



  Now i dont need much persuading to involve ol'Jose and im unsure of the concrete evidence behind   this in all honesty. Mourinho was unhappy at the fixture list that was released earlier this week and     has apparently fumed "Over the course of the season it will work out that one in two of the game we play in the league will be away from home." Just let that sink in.

4. Yeznar (@MohAwartani)
    I got a tweet from this guy and he called me a mug. Nothing more needed in my eyes. Fan boy to a     load of Youtubers and owner of a pretty shit account. 

3. Liverpool FC
After refusing 2 bids from Man City for Sterling with the second being a reported £35M with bonuses to take it to £40M. We all know Arsene is sat trying to find that £1 to add on to it but             surely now they are the ones smoking something. He runs like Velma from Scooby Doo FFS. 

2. Whoever Made the Welcome Cech Arsenal post



     Like everyone else i nearly fell for it. But why do it? 

1. Leicester City players being sacked (James Pearson, Tom Hopper and Adam Smith) 



  Now we all make stupid mistakes when we are young and i can only imagine what trouble i would     have got up to if money wasn't a problem and i was a pro football. I would be plastered on every         front page i reckon. But a bit of savvy goes a long long way. Like relizing that filming you and           your team mates banging a few prostitutes while coming our with vile language is not always a           good idea. So much so that they have all had their contracts terminated. Fucking idiots and takes         top trumps of Twat's of the week. Well done fella's. Good luck playing non league. 

Do you know anyone more deserving of this prestigious award. Drop me a tweet and let me know.

#Coulingknows 

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