+Stephen Couling (CoulingKnows)
19/06/2015
So this came to mind as i do read a few stories and tweets during the week and think "what a complete and utter twat". So i thought i would share my top 5 Tw@t's of the week, Now these people could be nice people. I am just going on recent actions to which i am sure they will regret.
5. Jose Mourinho
Now i dont need much persuading to involve ol'Jose and im unsure of the concrete evidence behind this in all honesty. Mourinho was unhappy at the fixture list that was released earlier this week and has apparently fumed "Over the course of the season it will work out that one in two of the game we play in the league will be away from home." Just let that sink in.
4. Yeznar (@MohAwartani)
I got a tweet from this guy and he called me a mug. Nothing more needed in my eyes. Fan boy to a load of Youtubers and owner of a pretty shit account.
3. Liverpool FC
After refusing 2 bids from Man City for Sterling with the second being a reported £35M with bonuses to take it to £40M. We all know Arsene is sat trying to find that £1 to add on to it but surely now they are the ones smoking something. He runs like Velma from Scooby Doo FFS.
2. Whoever Made the Welcome Cech Arsenal post
Like everyone else i nearly fell for it. But why do it?
1. Leicester City players being sacked (James Pearson, Tom Hopper and Adam Smith)
Now we all make stupid mistakes when we are young and i can only imagine what trouble i would have got up to if money wasn't a problem and i was a pro football. I would be plastered on every front page i reckon. But a bit of savvy goes a long long way. Like relizing that filming you and your team mates banging a few prostitutes while coming our with vile language is not always a good idea. So much so that they have all had their contracts terminated. Fucking idiots and takes top trumps of Twat's of the week. Well done fella's. Good luck playing non league.
Do you know anyone more deserving of this prestigious award. Drop me a tweet and let me know.
#Coulingknows




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